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When Porter first came home and was crying Matilda would say, "Waaaah, waaaah, waaaah." For days we kept explaining to her that Porter didn't know words, he could only cry to tell us things. It cracked me up since it seemed like she was mocking him, but eventually she stopped. Now she mostly says soothing things when Porter fusses. However, tonight as Porter was crying during a particularly long and traumatic diaper change Matilda was rattling off her version of what he was saying: "Where's my boob? I want that boob. Get my boob. I need a boob now." 

I think she was probably fairly accurate. Porter has little patience for diaper changes and usually wants to go straight to the nursing portion that follows.