Porter likes to test the boundaries of safe.
Standing in the dishwasher:
Climbing Mt. Bob.
Climbing some random park exercise equipment:
Not climbing related, but we are holding our breath to see what the pediatrician has to say at his well-baby check tomorrow when she notices the big, purple toenail. It's not like the beer bottle he dropped on it was full. We would never put a full one in the recycling bin.