Matilda's new recipe for bath-time fun:1. Spend 50% of your time fiddling with the water that drips from the faucet while the shower is running: try to pinch it with your fat little thumb and forefinger, squat down very unsteadily (giving your mother a heart attack) to try and lap the drips off with your tongue, hold your hand underneath to catch a pool of water, etc.
2. Spend the remaining 50% of your time ripping the suction cup fish off the wall. Remember, take no pleasure in this job, just do it methodically as if it were your purpose in life. Stay vigilant for Mama; she is always trying to hang those fish back up. In fact, I think I see a blue one now.
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