Worst Night Ever

• 10:00 Start the calming, wind-down process to get girl to bed (started late due to 8pm "nap")
• 11:45 After two torturous hours trying to convince the girl she really does not need my nipple in her mouth the entire night, girl is finally asleep
• 1:30 Awake & Screaming. "Where is that f-ing nipple," she says.
• 2:30 Girl asleep
• 3:45 Mama asleep
• 4:00 Repeat 1:30, both doze off rapidly
• 5:00 Repeat 1:30
• 6:30 Both asleep
• 7:40 Mama up for the day
• 8:54 Girl still sleeping