Need something unwrapped? She's your gal. Cooler empty? She'll fill it up. Not sure if that shipping box has any Styrofoam peanuts left in it? Matilda is always up to the task of emptying it for you.
Tuesday, December 18
Can't Catch Up
Need something unwrapped? She's your gal. Cooler empty? She'll fill it up. Not sure if that shipping box has any Styrofoam peanuts left in it? Matilda is always up to the task of emptying it for you.
Friday, December 14
Millie and Maple
Thursday, December 13
New Car!
In related news we also sold Homer yesterday and I said goodbye to my bobble head cat. He (as you can see, he is very clearly male) has been my faithful co-pilot for so many years and I will miss him. However, the buyer (our landlord, who is beyond description) expressed an interest in keeping the cat and asked about what purpose he served. He theorized that the cat served as some sort of "tachometer" with his head bouncing, explaining that if you are driving faster the head will bobble more. As I marveled at yet another crazy theory, my landlord stated that he will strive to drive slow enough that the cat head doesn't rattle so he is staying within a more fuel efficient operation of the car. While previously I would have taken the bobbly cat out with my other possessions I prefer to think of his adventures living with my landlord as a crude speed enforcer.
Wednesday, December 12
Toe Jam
Monday, December 10
Do your eyes itch yet?
Matilda is slowly coming around to the holiday spirit. She requests Jingle Bells now, and will tolerate a few other Christmas songs. We got our tree Saturday which made it almost impossible to sleep around here. Matilda popped out of bed at 5:30 a.m., saying "Tree!" and running for the living room. She very rarely gets up that early and usually is not so chipper until she's had her morning fix (i.e. 20 minute nurse). Santa is still deeply mistrusted. Each Santa ornament we would offer her to hang she would place carefully back in the box, saying "Bye bye." Snowmen are beloved figures and M calls them all "Mo", pretends to bite their carrot noses, and has taken to "nursing" one particular jingle bell snowman ornament.
In true winter spirit Matilda started her first ever antibiotics today, specifically drops to treat Pink Eye. She and Tim both have it and are playing the blame game over who brought it home. The infection itself doesn't seem to bother her too much, but the four daily eye drop sessions are traumatic for everyone involved. I have strong memories of repeated bouts with pink eye as a kid and so I'm living in fear of contracting it also. Just thinking about it makes my eyes itch. I am sure yours itch now too. Don't touch them, and go wash your hands! Although, as my Dad said, it's better than lice.
Thursday, December 6
Trapped
Tuesday, December 4
The Holiday Spirit
The other integral part of the season that Matilda hasn't warmed up to yet is Santa. He is good in theory, from a distance maybe. Up close however, he proves to be terrifying. It seems that sadly, 2007 will be the year that breaks our Santa photo tradition.
The only part of Christmas that Matilda seems really behind at this point is the snow. And I'm not sure that really should count since she thinks snow is the fake-o type generated by bubble machines at fancy malls around here. Yesterday she just about lost it when the "snow" stopped and we had go on with our lives, bubble-less. All day long she kept asking "Bubbles? Bubbles?" Thankfully she can get a snow education when we travel home for the holidays.
Monday, December 3
Napping Secret
Saturday, December 1
Friday, November 30
Dress Up
In unrelated news, Matilda would like to offer you a noodle. Judging by the massive quantity she ate the rather disgusting appearance did not seem to sway her. It was a creamy walnut pesto sauce of pureed spinach, cottage cheese, walnuts, Parmesan, garlic and basil. By the end of the meal she seemed actually disturbed by the mess and kept pointing to her hands saying "green hands."
Thursday, November 29
Building Castles
Diagnosis Please
- Decreased appetite
- Sleeping poorly with increased night waking
- Overall Cranky: possibly related to first two symptoms - hungry and tired?
- Demanding: terrific meltdowns ensue if instructions aren't followed to the letter.
- Possible memory loss: says only "mama" incessantly. Has possibly forgotten all other words?
Wednesday, November 28
Playtime Habits
Some other activities that M has been really enjoying lately: "mooshing" play dough, coloring with crayons, dancing, assisting in the kitchen, reading books, sidewalk chalk murals, cutting her plastic food, playing guitar. Someday soon I'll get brave enough to bust out the paints Grandma Marge sent us. (Right after we cover the apartment in plastic sheeting. )
Tuesday, November 27
Passing Time
Monday, November 26
The Power of Marketing
So I did what any good dietitian would do and she had frozen corn for dessert. She loves frozen corn (completely un-thawed) and rarely gets to eat it. I also offered her up a coveted penguin toy to share her treat with. It work out to be quite the win-win situation. She was so pleased to sit at her little craft table and feed kernels to the penguin. I was smug with the fast one I pulled.
Sunday, November 25
Problem Solved
Whiskey Rickey
juice of 1/2 Lime
1 1/2 oz Whiskey
Club Soda
Pour lime juice and whiskey into highball glass over ice cubes. Fill with club soda and stir. Add a piece of lime.
Day 25 of NaBloPoMo. I think I can. I think I can.
Saturday, November 24
Car Shopping
Friday, November 23
Matilda's Room
Almost better than the improved sleeping situation is that Matilda loves her room. This afternoon we all had the best time just hanging out in there playing with the play dough (demonstrating fine knife skills). When we came home from dinner out this evening she ran right into her room. After Tim and I got our shoes and coats off and set down all the grocery bags we found her sitting at her little table in the dark, playing away.
Thursday, November 22
Bring It On
All Animals Can Bite
Wednesday, November 21
Stinky Goats in the Sky
Tuesday, November 20
All Settled In
Monday, November 19
I Put Ketchup on my Ketchup
As we prepare her plate we give her a little pool of dip. (We use "dip" as our catch-all word for sauces and dressings.) Sometimes M will actually dip food and take bites, but usually she just licks her fingers frantically. Once the pool is thinned even slightly the panicked chant of "dip, dip, dip" begins. We have taken to sneaking our plates back into the kitchen for seasonings or dressing to avoid stirring up trouble. Too bad she is already catching onto us. Matilda twisted around and caught Tim red-handed with the salad dressing last night!
M has developed this whole routine of adding seasonings onto herself when we pretend to nibble on her feet or hands. After the initial nibble she'll look up and suggest, "Salt?" We comply: shake shake. "Pepper?" Excellent idea! grind grind. "Cheese?" Of Course! grate grate. "Dip?" Sure! dip dip. It is quite the shtick she has going and entertains us every time. Although we admittedly aren't the most objective judges.
Sunday, November 18
Reporting From OUR Bedroom
Saturday, November 17
Current Events
A list of current Matilda quirks that I don't want to forget:
- She says "ist" instead of sit, a strange little dyslexic form of the word. She says it every time just before she sits down, and makes a point to comment on anyone else sitting as well.
- She is a toasting fanatic. This has been going on for a few weeks but has really intensified recently. Yesterday at music class M was chasing down another little girl, water bottle held high over her head, yelling "cheers, cheers" before she would take a sip. The other girl seemed mystified by this behavior, although her mother was quite amused upon explanation.
- She talks all day long now. Her daddy got the award for boy with 10,000 questions in 2nd grade. It seems we are headed down that path. I can only understand her maybe 60% of the time but sometimes that seems irrelevant and she just chatters on and on. However, sometimes she will repeat a word over and over with increasing volume until you acknowledge whatever epiphany she has had.
- Her hair is getting really shaggy in front of her eyes but she will wear a barrette only for daddy. The second I am back on the scene it gets ripped out.
- She says "bye bye" to signify when she is finished with something or wants it to go away. Bye bye vacuum. Bye bye unwanted pretzel. Bye bye left boob (hello right boob). Bye bye Kleenex. Yesterday afternoon she declared "bye bye" to her overalls. And here I thought it wouldn't be until the teen years that she spontaneously changed outfits mid-day.
- Airplanes, helicopters, trains and sometimes big trucks are all called "choo-choo." Every airplane we spot in the sky has Grammy on it. Gaurav is riding every train.
- Condiments are a major issue. So big of an issue that they deserve a post all their own.
- Since before Halloween, Little Ghost by the White Stripes has been her favorite song. We have listened to it at least four times daily. Once through is never enough. The record is about 7 times straight. She doesn't like the part towards the end where the song slows down and always pleads with us, "please, please" until it starts rocking again and she can return to her knee slapping jig.
Friday, November 16
Pee Poo
Thursday, November 15
Too Late
Wednesday, November 14
Tuesday, November 13
One Car Family
Monday, November 12
No Mention of the Sardines?
French Popcorn Sandwich
Pass two cupfuls freshly popped corn through the meat chopper, place this in the chopping bowl, add a dash of salt and cayenne pepper, five boned sardines, a dash of Worcestershire, and enough tomato catsup to form a paste. Spread this on circles of hot buttered toast. Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese and crisp in hot oven. Serve as soon as made.
Sunday, November 11
Childhood Flashback
Saturday, November 10
Mozza
Here are the amazing dishes we shared.
Antipasti:
Oven roasted olives and Pane bianco with olio nuovo (not pictured).
Pizzas:
Fennel sausage, panna, red onion & scallions. Sweet, sweet fennel. White anchovy, tomato & hot chiles. This one tasted like the sea. A lemony sea.We also had one with tomato, mozzarella, sausage, salami, bacon & guanciale (not pictured). Salty meat goodness.
As amazing as the pizzas were, the highlight of the meal for me was dessert. And shockingly not the chocolate choice. The butterscotch budino (butterscotch pudding with caramel sauce, creme fraiche and sea salt) was amazing. Salt with sweet always gets me. Matilda seemed to prefer the cioccolata calda with spiced ginger pigs.
Friday, November 9
Soup Season
The cauliflower soup recipe we made was really easy. It also tasted way richer and creamier than I would have expected. Matilda gave it her seal of approval: a steady hum of yum, yum, yum as she shoveled it in. Try it for yourself.
Cheesy Cauliflower Soup
Adapted from here.
Saute 1 c chopped onions in a couple glugs of olive oil until soft. Add 3 c chicken broth and bring to boil. Add 16-20 ounces cauliflowerets (I used the bagged ones to make it super fast) and return to boiling. Lower heat and simmer 5 minutes until tender.
Whisk together 1/4 c flour with 1 c chicken broth. Add this into the soup, bring to boiling and cook 2-3 minutes more until thickened, stirring occasionally.
Remove soup from heat and add 1-2c shredded pepper jack cheese, a handful of roasted red peppers. Season with salt, pepper and hot sauce to taste.
Thursday, November 8
Wednesday, November 7
Buying Organic
To maximize your organic food dollar go organic on these types of produce that are most susceptible to pesticide residue:
Peaches
Apples
Sweet bell peppers
Celery
Nectarines
Strawberries
Cherries
Pears
Grapes (imported)
Spinach
Lettuce
Potatoes
Don't waste money on these items with the lowest pesticide residues:
Papayas
Broccoli
Cabbage
Bananas
Kiwifruit
Sweet peas (frozen)
Asparagus
Mangoes
Pineapple
Sweet corn (frozen)
Avocados
Onions
To find a more comprehensive produce list go here.
For a kid centric aisle by aisle run down go here.
Tuesday, November 6
Carnivore
Monday, November 5
Fabric Disorder
Sunday, November 4
Muddy Buddy
Saturday, November 3
Out of the Nest
Friday, November 2
Showbiz, Baby
The talent guy called back today and asked us to come in next week for a photo shoot. It's specifically for mothers with kids so Matilda will be getting a work permit also. How strange! I think I need to watch out or soon I might spiral into a momager of our little talent.
For the record, this was the fuzzy head of hair they found me with. I think they must want me for some sort of ungroomed before shot.
Thursday, November 1
Halloween Recovery Day
A Halloween first for all of us: a picnic lunch at the beach. A shot of our uncertain chicken leaving her first trick or treating house, candy-less.
Also, I have officially entered NaBloPoMo and will be posting EVERY day this month. I will try to find something other than driveling on about Matilda. Tim is always encouraging me to actually post nutrition related things, but the dietetic portion of my brain is impaired of late. I am very open to suggestion.
Wednesday, October 31
Baby's First Loot
Tuesday, October 30
Say Cheese
At the Zoo with Grammy
Matilda got to practice her alligator balancing act.
Not only did we get to see the three adorable tiger cubs romping, but the chimps put on quite the show today with a big palm tree swinging, chest thumping chase.
Keeping things in the holiday spirit we got the chance to meet Casper, an albino rat snake.